And on the 7th day

And on the 7th day Cyclops said, ' take thy lazy arse poolside'

The reason for this enforced madness is the dreaded W word.


 Here is a wind forcast for famagusta I just googled:


 Local Time Th Sep 25 Fr Sep 26 Sa Sep 27 Su Sep 28 SW 2-3 SW 3 NW 2 NW 2 a.m. (Gusts 50 mph) (Gusts 44 mph) SW 5 S 4-5 SW 5-6 S 4 p.m. (Gusts 56 mph) (Gusts 62 mph) (Gusts 37 mph) (Gusts 50 mph) evening NW 2-3 SW 2-3 S 3 W 2-3 (Wind speed in Beaufort) Last updated: Th, 25 Sep, 13:23 BST wind-converter

 Moral?

 Believe thee not in god garmins windspeed stats for verily he speaketh with forked tongue.

Believe better in the power of  ones bike bum instinct!